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Web Order Page: The place for buying things!

Welcome to our humble basic-HTML-table web store! Someday we'll be able to afford rent on a more elaborate table, or maybe a flash app. But that is but a dream, for now.

To calculate your total cost with shipping, click on the Update Order button. Shipping costs $3 for the first game, and $0.50 for each additional game in an order. Chaos packs, Dice are Fun, and Bananas ship free with any other purchase, or for $1 alone. All orders also carry a flat $1 Handling fee. Orders to the UK and Australia add $4, to Mainland Europe add $7, and elsewhere add $10.

If you would like rush or overnight shipping, please contact us directly at asmadigames@gmail.com. Retailers should also contact us directly -- this form is for direct orders to customers only.

Current Special Offer: Any orders of $30 or more before shipping receive a 10% discount!

Holiday Shipping: If you need special(secretish) packaging, expedited shipping, or anything else special for the holidays, please contact us by email! We're happy to accomodate.

T-Shirts: We have T-shirts available! We have two designs...a Win, Lose, or Banana T-shirt, and a Whack a Catgirl T-shirt. Available in plain white (S,M,L,XL) and babydoll with black shoulders (S,M,L). Please specify sizes in the PayPal comments box. Designs: Catgirl (The WLB Shirt is the Banana card, with 'Win, Lose, or Banana!' above it in black text.

Dice are Fun: You need dice to play the Dice are Fun expansion! But, since I know lots of people already -have- dice collections, we are offering it for sale as just the cards, sans dice. You can play with any sorts of dice, even just a bunch of plain old six-sided dice. The dice we are including is a typical tube of 7 randomly colored polyhedral dice. The giant ones are BIGGER. That is because rolling large dice is awesome. We like awesome things.

GameQuantityCost per game
Whack a Catgirl $12.00
NEW!Whack a Catgirl: Crazy Characters $6.00
Gold Thief $10.00
We Didn't Playtest This at All $8.00
We Didn't Playtest This Either $10.00
We Didn't Playtest This: Blank Deck $4.00
We Didn't Playtest: Chaos Pack Expansion $4.00
We Didn't Playtest: Dice are Fun Expansion (Without Dice) $4.00
We Didn't Playtest: Dice are Fun Expansion (With Dice!) $7.00
We Didn't Playtest: Dice are Fun Expansion (With GIANT[1"] Dice!) Out of Stock $12.00
Win, Lose, or Banana! $1.00
SIXIS
Out of Stock $15.00
T-Shirts: (See above) $10.00
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